CAJ subway series: Rhinebeck

Posted in postcard from new york on Monday, Jun. 23, 2008


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More sketches in my Muji book with permanent marker. This time I took the subway to Penn Station, then the train to Rhinebeck, where I drew these before having enough coffee to perhaps do better! The idea was to do a study of the trees, which have always been a pain in the neck for me to draw (so many leaves, so distracting!).


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Above, on the left, a chipmunk made an appearance on the bannister mid-drawing.
Below, a pond jumping with fish except when I fished in it.


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CAJ subway series: june 20th, 2008

Posted in postcard from new york on Friday, Jun. 20, 2008

I got a blank “magazine” with newsprint pages from the Muji store on 39th and 8th avenue (I am trying to stay away from that place!), and decided to use it with the permanent marker I bought there also to draw people while out and about.

So here are my first two subjects. First, a lady on the subway (shakey subway ride, so sorry about the jittery line), above. Then, below, a big guy in Bryant Park.

Both had the simple luck (or misfortune) to be sitting directly in front of me, oblivious to my presence. Not meant to be masterpieces, just very quick, surreptitious sketches meant to keep me drawing now that my day job has become rather overwhelming lately!

(Oh, and the dates are wrong, should be June 20th, not June 19th. I just hardly ever know what day it is.)

The most important man in my life

Posted in etc., newyorkette style on Monday, Jun. 16, 2008

And I let him know it! I put this sign on the front door for him this weekend. After all, it’s been months! He told me I was the only one in the building who wanted him, which explains the…. er, BUGS!!!!!

As for the mousie that’s been in my housie of late, I spent all weekend discovering and patching holes I never dreamed existed, infusing steel wool with expanding polyurethane foam (when I told the exterminator about this tactic, he smirked, looked at me with the now-familiar look I get from everyone that says: “only an insanely determined nut like you would think of that” and declared: “yep, that should work!”).

Then, probably feeling like I’d never judge him for having a crazy idea, he said I wouldn’t believe it but mice like to eat cement powder mixed with rat poison and rice, in case I locked the mouse in, instead of out after all my work.

Cement powder? What is he, crazy?
But that would explain why the mouse hasn’t been into my fresh fruit on the windowsill. He obviously only likes junk food and comes here on the off chance I’ve brought home some McDonald’s, or cement powder laced with DeCon.

This is the cartoon I gave to the exterminator for Christmas last year.

The page turner

Posted in art, literature & other distractions on Sunday, Jun. 1, 2008

The literal one, I mean.
I’ve decided that I will only draw the page turners at concerts (when there is one). Here is the page turner from Friday’s Movado Hour at the Baryshnikov Arts Center, drawn on the program on site. She had a couple of embarrassing moments during which Fred Sherry, the pianist, revealed himself to be perfectly capable of turning his own pages.

For more on the free recitals at the BAC, click here.

Auction for charity: a little birdy

Posted in etc. on Sunday, May. 11, 2008


(Click on the birdy to get to the auction.)

I donated a “doodle” to National Doodle Day and it’s on eBay right now, if anyone’s interested in either the doodle and/or charitable causes (in this case, the cause is neurofibromatosis, and Gahan Wilson also has a doodle in the auction)!

In other news, Leo Cullum told me the other day that he and his wife were watching the movie, “27 Dresses,” and saw one of my cartoons appear during the credits! If anyone has seen it, tell me which one it was!

UPDATE: I was on a plane to Phoenix last week, and the in-flight movie was, as fate would have it: “27 Dresses”. I waited patiently for the credits, and sure enough, there it was! My wedding dress cartoon!

More kraftiness

Posted in etc. on Sunday, Apr. 27, 2008

Just experimenting with my kraft paper again. This is me, in my all-purpose, food-catching, ink-barrier apron.

Allergies be damned!

Posted in etc. on Saturday, Apr. 26, 2008


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I took my allergy pill, my allergy eye drops, and my nose spray and went to the park, darn it! Can’t be at the mercy of every passing seasonal discomfort, after all. (There are so many of them! As far as I’m concerned, the world is usually uninhabitable already without global warming! So, recycle already! Ha ha.)

Got to the Great Lawn, and drew my buddy, Crawford (yes, the great cartoonist!) while he was doing watercolors (much nicer than mine). I used my color pencils and my kraft sketchbook for the first time since buying them last year. I found the white and greys hard to use when trying to represent the milky, streaky grey-white-blue sky. Couldn’t finish the sketch due to having to part ways, but got this much done. Which is better than nothing! And I even had a couple of caption ideas for a new cartoon on my way back across the park. More on that TK.

Reject du jour: spring

Posted in TNY, rejected cartoons on Tuesday, Apr. 8, 2008

Madama Butterfly: They stick butterflies on boards with pins, don’t they?

Posted in art, literature & other distractions on Monday, Mar. 10, 2008


(Opera glasses, by Carolita Johnson)

It’s not often I get to the opera, because, hey! it’s expensive, right? Luckily I was offered the chance to see the opening night of Puccini’s Madama Butterfly, gratis, this past Thursday. You lucky ducky, you’re thinking. Unfortunately I accepted the tickets on the assumption that my flu symptoms had abated, and halfway through the performace I was overtaken by a relapse and obliged to leave. So I plan on using the New York City Opera’s very democratic (practically socialist!) “Opera for All” program to buy myself a ticket to see the other half, as soon as I’ve done coughing!

Madama Butterfly opened with giant Japanese sliding doors lit to look like they were made of glass, or ice. A good metaphor for Cio-Cio San’s world whose fragility will be made evident by Pinkerton’s selfish, horny stomping around in her life. Clearly Valenti’s Pinkerton was channeling blue-balled frat-boy. “I’m aflame over her!” on the over-titles translates in modern terms as, “OMG! She’s so hot!” There were moments when he was kneeling to Cio-Cio San in his foreplay, singing with his pelvis gently pumping that familiar way of boyfriends who wake you up in the morning, with, let’s just say, ideas. It was pretty obvious where Pinkerton was coming from, and yet it was still jarring when the hubris moment came as he toasted is “real” wife-to-be, even as he awaited Cio-Cio San (his actual wife-to-be, but only in the unreal land of Japan). The rest of the first act showcased Pinkerton as the unwitting cad. (Because cads rarely set out to be cads, do they?)

The idea that one can go to Japan and do things that don’t “count” anywhere else — as Pinkerton does — is a theme I’m familiar with, having modelled there. Only twenty years ago it was a common phenomenon to see models arrive in Tokyo, find themselves instantly rich and adored for their Western beauty and simply go quite mad, behaving as if they think nothing they say or do will have any consequences in their “real” country back west. It’s a form of temporary insanity, and to see Pinkerton do the same is to understand him as a human being under the influence. The only thing I could possibly reproach James Valenti’s Pinkerton is that his voice sometimes didn’t project well — but only when he was not facing the audience. It’s possible that the acoustics in the NYCO are at fault. Anytime anyone did not face the audience they were hard to hear over the orchestra. Perhaps the conductor should take note.

Shu-Ying Li’s first appearance on stage as Miss Butterfly nearly brought tears to my eyes. Actually it did bring tears to my eyes. But that’s probably because I had a fever — normally tears almost come to my eyes. Still, why begrudge Shu-Ying Li the slightest tear? Her voice carried through the music and the stage space in the organic way a whale’s song cuts through the waves — there was something not just operatic about her voice. It’s a natural sound that Shu-Ying Li has, something visceral, which is rare in sopranos, who are often mostly artifice. I could only ask her to be a little more fluent with her geisha-like movements, which seemed to come only now and then as an afterthought.

The Gonze’s first appearance seemed to run into a little technical difficulty with his fan-opening technique which resulted in making him seem that much more blusterous, which was fine.

All I ask of this opera is for the audience to lighten up a little! There are moments when I was chuckling at the dialogue and noticed I was the only one. Yes, opera has plenty of tragedy in it, but every tragedy has its laughs. All the better to contrast with the tears when the moment comes.

NYTimes’ review of Madama Butterfly, same night, here.

TNY weekend reader: cartoonist of the month

Posted in TNY on Saturday, Feb. 23, 2008


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There are quite a few of us cartoonists with blogs out there, but when we’re appointed “cartoonist of the month” at the New Yorker’s blogroom, our sometimes dilatarious, slacker ways vanish into thin air, and the cartoonist of the month really steps up to the plate in ways I suspect even the appointed didn’t realize was possible! Have a look! If you ever wanted to ask a cartoonist a personal question, it’s highly likely it’s answered as a matter of course by a cartoonist of the month. It’s also a lot of fun to say “cartoonist of the month.”

Cartoonist of the month:
January: Mick Stevens
February: Michael Maslin

Snow!

Posted in etc., postcard from new york on Friday, Feb. 22, 2008

This is part of a little project I’ve been experimenting with in watercolor. Particularly appropriate for today’s weather!

From the Taco Bell Drawing Club

Posted in etc. on Sunday, Feb. 17, 2008

I try to make it to Jason Polan’s quite famous Taco Bell Drawing Club whenever I can, but it’s not often enough!
Here are a couple of my very silly ball-point pen doodles from the last meet-up. My inspiration was New York’s vermin, which I assume to be possessed of rather degenerate character traits to match their lifestyles. And if you object to my classifying squirrels as vermin, just call up the ASPCA, who I called once when I caught a vandalous squirrel that I wanted them to pick up and book. They said they did not take care of “vermin.”

My classification of vermin mostly extends to critters who savagely violate my window boxes. Like that squirrel I caught two years ago. Boy, was he pissed! (It was a humane trap, don’t worry! And he learned his lesson, becoming much more respectful of my window boxes after his release!) (The lesson was reinforced from time to time by the aid of a garden hose I hooked up to my kitchen sink, near the window. You don’t want to mess with a cartoonist.)

Here is the Taco Bell Drawing Club’s blog: drawingattacobell.blogspot.com

What are you doing here?

Posted in etc., newyorkette style on Tuesday, Feb. 5, 2008

Go vote! Make history! This is a big one!

If you’re not sure where to vote, check this link, here.

Slopes alert: not exactly roughing it

Posted in TNY, CAJ in TNY on Saturday, Feb. 2, 2008

I won’t be exactly roughing it, as the slogan goes. But I’ll be working!
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And the winner is: I’ll walk, you shovel!

Posted in TNY, CAJ in TNY on Saturday, Feb. 2, 2008

I had forgotten about this till now, when I got to the last page of my magazine this week, but here you go — my TNY Cartoon Caption Contest appearance, with the winning caption by Mr. Phelps (not related to the Mr. Phelps of “Good morning, Mr. Phelps, your mission, if you decide to take it…”): “I’ll walk, you shovel.”

Reject du jour: over the moon

Posted in TNY, rejected cartoons on Thursday, Jan. 31, 2008

There’s nothing like selling a clichéed cartoon image with a fresh, unheard-of caption! That’s a cartoonist’s favorite pastime!
This attempt was rejected this week. (Another cartoon was bought, so I don’t feel too bad.) Perhaps my caption was not as unheard of as I’d hoped! (sigh!) It will be resubmitted with another caption someday, have no doubt. I’m very proud of my cows! Ive never drawn cows before!

An endorsement!

Posted in newyorkette style on Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008


(A mannequin is helpful, but a real live person, like me, is better!

I have a second life as a mannequin. A living, breathing mannequin called a “fit model.” It’s a fun job most of the time, because it not only relies on my bodily measurements, but on my technical knowledge of patternmaking as well. My “day job” is helping technical designers make sure that a designer’s clothes fit right for who they’re designed for. I’m a size 6, but we fit models come in all shapes and sizes, from petite to 18W, even including kids and pregnant women.

So you see, there’s a fit model out there for everyone! (And contrary to what some people seem to think, one size fit model does not think she’s better than another size fit model — we’re all perfect for our size, which is why we get the big bucks! Get over your preconceptions, skinny-biased ladies!)

Anyway, the other day I received an endorsement from Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi! An indirect one: I was told that one of the shirts I fit for a friend was purchased by her in every color! So, I guess I did my job right!

If you want to know what women are really fighting these days, have a look at the idealized body in this Prada animation. (This is not what a fit model looks like at all.)

Reject du jour: hey, big spender!

Posted in TNY, rejected cartoons on Saturday, Jan. 26, 2008

Too bad I can’t use that $300 President Bush is trying to tuck into my bra to go buy something useful, like some brains for him! I will definitely be giving it to charity, even if it means eating rice and beans for a month. I cook a pretty mean rice n’ beans, anyway. Mmmm! I can’t wait!

Reject du jour: the dregs of Christmas

Posted in TNY, rejected cartoons on Monday, Jan. 14, 2008

Just like Mick Stevens, I’ve got my rejected Christmas cartoon dregs. This one is about the dregs of Christmas, actually. I was hoping to see it published sometime in February, in honor of all those who hang onto their Christmas trees for much too long.

I have another one which I’m going to try and preserve in aspic till next year.

Note: be careful how you get rid of your Christmas tree! Don’t do like this guy: Man throws self out window along with Christmas tree

Adverlita alert: the Chico Bag!

Posted in newyorkette style, adverlitas on Friday, Jan. 11, 2008


(I don’t know what color this is, but this is the color of one of mine! It comes in ten colors.)

You may have noticed the new “adverlita” in the sidebar! (You have to be on newyorkette.com to see the sidebar.) It’s for Chico Bag, which I have just discovered. Adverlitas, I hasten to remind you, are unsollicited “ads” for things I appreciate, such as Heifer International, Mulchfest, and Opera Mini. Things I like and use or ascribe to or practice.

I like the Chico Bag, and find myself using them (I store two in my regular handbag) all the time, mostly when I’m on my way home and decide to spontaneously drop in at my local supermarket. The thing I like about them is that I’m not tempted to sling them over my shoulder, which usually results in a very sore shoulder. These bags are very comfortable to hold in the hand, or slip over the arm in a very twee way as one gets one’s metro card out of one’s pocket. They don’t dig into your hand the way plastic bags do. I hate that feeling!

My stash of canvas bags, which rarely see the light of day — even the pretty Whole Foods one and the stylish Fairway one — are very jealous. Is it my fault they’re too bulky to carry around in case I might need them?

NB: the only thing you have to remember is to unpack them from their little attached carry-sack (which comes with a key chain attachment, that’s how small they are when packed), before you get to the cashier, so your bags are open and ready to receive your groceries as they come down the conveyor belt. I always forget and annoy my cashier with my nervous fumbling.

If nothing else, check out the funny plastic bag monster video on their site!


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